January 2012
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Anonymous asked: I met Chris a few years ago, and I didn't even know who he was. Just thought he was some nice bloke. you jel?
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Chris Addison's "The Ape Who Got Lucky" on BBC... →
Starts about 2 minutes in!
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I spent about 5 hours capping In the Loop last night so…you have that to look forward to.
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daraobriainsgigantichead:
Also, aw Chris
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What is likely to happen if I ever meet Chris...
Me: Hi, you're Chris Addison, right? I mean, beautiful hair like that doesn't just blend into the crowd like that.
Chris: Um, yes, and thank y-
Me: Can I touch it?
Chris: Touch what?
Me: Your hair. May I touch your hair?
Chris: *Laughing* Why?
Me: I'm saying that you have lovely hair and I want to just touch the awesomeness that grows on your head in hope that I receive this level of hair epicosity.
Chris: ...Ummm, OK...
Me: *SQUEEEEEEEE*
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Chris: ...What was that?!
Me: Sorry, I'm very excited.
Chris: OK...
Me: No, it's fine, I know a number of girls who'd feel the same anyway.
Chris: Oh, thank- Wait, what?
Me: Oh yeah, you have a fandom.
Chris: A fandom?
Me: Oh yes. We're called the Floral Buddies because of your incredible taste in blouses.
Chris: Umm, thank y-?
Me: Just where do you get your blouses from?
Chris: Oh, I don't know, my wife gets them for me.
Me: Is that why most of them have flowers on them?
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Me: ...Is that a ye-?
Chris: Yes. Yes, of course it is.
Me: Don't worry, I like them. They look very wavy on you, blouses.
Chris: ...Wav-?
Me: Yeah, you know, wavy. Like, a flag. Pahaha, your blouses are like your national flags.
Chris: Flags?
Me: Very youthful-looking flags, I might add. OOH, OOH, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY 40?
Chris: Ye- yes, I am 40.
Me: I don't believe you, though. There are actually theories out there as to why you're so youthful.
Chris: Theori-?
Me: Yeah, theories. You know, stuff like you have access to a fountain of youth-
Chris: A fountain of you-?
Me: My favourite is that you're actually the Doctor and you regenerate.
Chris: *Laughs* OK, I quite like that theory. I should be the next Doctor.
Me: Yes. Yes you should. Will you carry on wearing your flowery blouses if you do?
Chris: I don't think that'll suit the charac-
Me: OH YOU SHOULD THOUGH. It'll get more people into wearing flowery blouses, so you won't look like a fool.
Chris: A fool?
Me: But you still need to be a marionette puppet like you are when you're on the telly.
Chris: A marionette puppet? What the hell are you on about?
Me: Not my words, mate.
Chris: ...Anyway, it was lovely to meet yo-
Me: OH NO, IT WAS LOVELY TO MEET YOU!
Chris: Umm, thank yo-
Me: *Walking away* KEEP ON BEING A GAY WINDMILL, CHRIS!! WOOH!!
Chris: *Flustered* ...Will do?
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5 Minutes with Chris Addison →
A short interview in which Chris is awesome, has stubble and is NOT wearing a lovely floral shirt with chest hair on display!
A Pond Animal Is Done For Drink Driving...
ysabette:
I didn’t know this show existed. How is that possible? It’s so very relevant to my interests.
One of my favorite episodes of anything ever.
Andrew Collins <3
More Love
ysabette:
This is the last one, I promise.
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“People say that the internet atomises society. That’s absolute bullshit. It’s...”
– Chris Addison about technology. (via daringescapes)
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