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Comedians that have ruined my life because of their mere existence, in no particular order ~ Chris Addison.
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This speaks for itself.
skippingismagnificent answered: How about something Chris Addison related? :)
I hope some random Chris doodles will suffice asadsfafklg
Sorry about the lateness/lack of quality ;~;
and also I think I’ve actually become more terrible at drawing Mr. Addison. Eh.
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What is likely to happen if I ever meet Chris Addison and am brave enough to actually speak normally to him:
- Me: Hi, you're Chris Addison, right? I mean, beautiful hair like that doesn't just blend into the crowd like that.
- Chris: Um, yes, and thank y-
- Me: Can I touch it?
- Chris: Touch what?
- Me: Your hair. May I touch your hair?
- Chris: *Laughing* Why?
- Me: I'm saying that you have lovely hair and I want to just touch the awesomeness that grows on your head in hope that I receive this level of hair epicosity.
- Chris: ...Ummm, OK...
- Me: *SQUEEEEEEEE*
- Chris: ...What was that?!
- Me: Sorry, I'm very excited.
- Chris: OK...
- Me: No, it's fine, I know a number of girls who'd feel the same anyway.
- Chris: Oh, thank- Wait, what?
- Me: Oh yeah, you have a fandom.
- Chris: A fandom?
- Me: Oh yes. We're called the Floral Buddies because of your incredible taste in blouses.
- Chris: Umm, thank y-?
- Me: Just where do you get your blouses from?
- Chris: Oh, I don't know, my wife gets them for me.
- Me: Is that why most of them have flowers on them?
- Me: ...Is that a ye-?
- Chris: Yes. Yes, of course it is.
- Me: Don't worry, I like them. They look very wavy on you, blouses.
- Chris: ...Wav-?
- Me: Yeah, you know, wavy. Like, a flag. Pahaha, your blouses are like your national flags.
- Chris: Flags?
- Me: Very youthful-looking flags, I might add. OOH, OOH, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY 40?
- Chris: Ye- yes, I am 40.
- Me: I don't believe you, though. There are actually theories out there as to why you're so youthful.
- Chris: Theori-?
- Me: Yeah, theories. You know, stuff like you have access to a fountain of youth-
- Chris: A fountain of you-?
- Me: My favourite is that you're actually the Doctor and you regenerate.
- Chris: *Laughs* OK, I quite like that theory. I should be the next Doctor.
- Me: Yes. Yes you should. Will you carry on wearing your flowery blouses if you do?
- Chris: I don't think that'll suit the charac-
- Me: OH YOU SHOULD THOUGH. It'll get more people into wearing flowery blouses, so you won't look like a fool.
- Chris: A fool?
- Me: But you still need to be a marionette puppet like you are when you're on the telly.
- Chris: A marionette puppet? What the hell are you on about?
- Me: Not my words, mate.
- Chris: ...Anyway, it was lovely to meet yo-
- Me: OH NO, IT WAS LOVELY TO MEET YOU!
- Chris: Umm, thank yo-
- Me: *Walking away* KEEP ON BEING A GAY WINDMILL, CHRIS!! WOOH!!
- Chris: *Flustered* ...Will do?
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Anyone who does not believe this man is a marionette is clearly wrong.
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AHH THANK YOU TABI. HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO MEEEEE
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