I live for moments when I pause at just the right time. 

Comedians that have ruined my life because of their mere existence, in no particular order ~ Chris Addison.

skippingismagnificent:

Seriously guise.

This speaks for itself. 

oxymoronish:

skippingismagnificent answered: How about something Chris Addison related? :)

I hope some random Chris doodles will suffice asadsfafklg
Sorry about the lateness/lack of quality ;~;

and also I think I’ve actually become more terrible at drawing Mr. Addison. Eh.

What is likely to happen if I ever meet Chris Addison and am brave enough to actually speak normally to him: 

• Me: Hi, you're Chris Addison, right? I mean, beautiful hair like that doesn't just blend into the crowd like that.
• Chris: Um, yes, and thank y-
• Me: Can I touch it?
• Chris: Touch what?
• Me: Your hair. May I touch your hair?
• Chris: *Laughing* Why?
• Me: I'm saying that you have lovely hair and I want to just touch the awesomeness that grows on your head in hope that I receive this level of hair epicosity.
• Chris: ...Ummm, OK...
• Me: *SQUEEEEEEEE*
• Chris: 
• Me: 
• Chris: 
• Me: 
• Chris: ...What was that?!
• Me: Sorry, I'm very excited.
• Chris: OK...
• Me: No, it's fine, I know a number of girls who'd feel the same anyway.
• Chris: Oh, thank- Wait, what?
• Me: Oh yeah, you have a fandom.
• Chris: A fandom?
• Me: Oh yes. We're called the Floral Buddies because of your incredible taste in blouses.
• Chris: Umm, thank y-?
• Me: Just where do you get your blouses from?
• Chris: Oh, I don't know, my wife gets them for me.
• Me: Is that why most of them have flowers on them?
• Chris: 
• Me: 
• Chris: 
• Me: ...Is that a ye-?
• Chris: Yes. Yes, of course it is.
• Me: Don't worry, I like them. They look very wavy on you, blouses.
• Chris: ...Wav-?
• Me: Yeah, you know, wavy. Like, a flag. Pahaha, your blouses are like your national flags.
• Chris: Flags?
• Me: Very youthful-looking flags, I might add. OOH, OOH, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY 40?
• Chris: Ye- yes, I am 40.
• Me: I don't believe you, though. There are actually theories out there as to why you're so youthful.
• Chris: Theori-?
• Me: Yeah, theories. You know, stuff like you have access to a fountain of youth-
• Chris: A fountain of you-?
• Me: My favourite is that you're actually the Doctor and you regenerate.
• Chris: *Laughs* OK, I quite like that theory. I should be the next Doctor.
• Me: Yes. Yes you should. Will you carry on wearing your flowery blouses if you do?
• Chris: I don't think that'll suit the charac-
• Me: OH YOU SHOULD THOUGH. It'll get more people into wearing flowery blouses, so you won't look like a fool.
• Chris: A fool?
• Me: But you still need to be a marionette puppet like you are when you're on the telly.
• Chris: A marionette puppet? What the hell are you on about?
• Me: Not my words, mate.
• Chris: ...Anyway, it was lovely to meet yo-
• Me: OH NO, IT WAS LOVELY TO MEET YOU!
• Chris: Umm, thank yo-
• Me: *Walking away* KEEP ON BEING A GAY WINDMILL, CHRIS!! WOOH!!
• Chris: *Flustered* ...Will do?

Anyone who does not believe this man is a marionette is clearly wrong. 

fulumpawah:

AHH THANK YOU TABI. HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO MEEEEE

My pausing skills should win awards.